She viewed my profile and initiated contact with me right after North Texas made a crucial 4th down stop in the 4th quarter.
Devil Ginger Orthodox Girl: hi
me: watching football on 3 difference screens
her: if im into football its only vicariously through you
her: i admire your dedication and technological multitasking
her: are you going to rap to your bride at your wedding?
me: technological multitasking is great
me: if football was on during the weekday afternoon i would combine it with work
me: why are you not into sports
me: you are in new york
me: thats like being in vegas and not being into compulsive gambling and strippers
her: i think sports are a level below torah, yet sports fans and torah scholars are all after the same thing.. torah scholars just get there more efficiently
me: you must be really orthodox
her: maybe i shouldnt be in nyc lol let me head bac to jerusalem
her: give shyne my passport lmao take his apartment
me: i dont do torah that much
me: espn is my torah
her: im not going to agree but i still like you
me: you are aggresively flirting with me
me: so do you want to have a conversation about this week’s parsha or the fact that my alma mater’s quarterback can’t convert a third down
her: are you trying to be hostile or something
me: slightly sarcastic
her: u dont think people with different interests can get along?
me: they do
me: I’m thoroughly enjoying this conversation
her: your accent might be throwing me off
her: southern drawl = different language in my ears
me: it sounds the same when you type English words into a computer
her: im fascinated by texas. if not jlem im moving to austin or dallas for sure
her: just gota learn the language first
her: get my drawl on
her: i think england has got a hold of english
her: i know east coastish
her: and you, texish
her: do you have a puppy?
me: my roommate does
her: can i play with her?
me: no I keep her in a cage
her: that shouldnt deter me
her: still wanna play
me: do you cook and clean
her: are you back to sarcasm?
me: only if you don’t want to play with my dog